Hodge Podge


Well, the anxiety is still going on. I have been to the hospital twice, four different doctors, cat scan and Friday I had a MRI. For people who have had a MRI you will understand what I am saying. The machine looks like a giant hamburger bun with no burger, your head is the burger. They give you head phones to listen to music, it was so loud I never heard a single song. It has banging sounds like sledge hammers hitting steel walls, sounds like guys hammering railroad spikes into the track, people banging on a steel drum that lasts 20 minutes. These continue to be different banging sounds, then they put an IV with some sort of dye in it and start the banging for another 10 minutes. If there is anything asleep in your brain it sure will get woke up.

How about master’s degree? She has a back-up mirror and a back-up screen and still backs into things! What would they have done driving big cars back in the day?

Remember; always tell the kids to not eat yellow snow; How about duck, duck, goose; No goose for the gander; mumbly peg (for you youngsters it was a game where you could see how wide you could split the other guys legs); all kids had pocket knives back then. I always wondered who pressed the Lone Ranger and Tonto’s clothes, and where did they live? Remember in the old days the police had a paddy wagon to throw drunks and troublemakers in.

See ya.


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1 Comment

  1. Jeffrey on March 7, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Prayers about your health and anxiety.

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